Drew Storen Was Getting Down With Some Netflix And Chill When He Was Traded

Oh get some Drew, get some! Look at this guy, doing the sex when he got the call he was being shipped out of DC. Best night of his life? Has to be up there. And this trade from the Nats to the Blue Jays is going to be the best thing that ever happened to him. You can already tell he’s going to dominate this coming up season while Papelbon will be dividing and ferociously tearing the Nats clubhouse apart while Dusty Baker sits in his office doing crossword puzzles like Stanley from The Office. I just can’t wait!

PS: Pretty great Twitter bio change too.